I want to talk about what I have officially labeled as "Man-Logic". This is a phrase that I have come up with to explain some of the off the wall reasoning's and explanations that the men in my life come up with.
My primary example of this will be something that my dear husband informed me of during a discussion of our move to Upstate New York in May. Please keep in mind that my husband is a very smart gentleman, he is so very charming and could probably sell ice to Eskimo's if he had a reason to.
The conversation went something like this:
Him: I really want to find a rental that includes snow removal. It was bad enough that I had to shovel snow when I lived in Maine, I don't want to have to do it in NY also.
Me: I will do the best I can, but most of the rentals only do snow removal for driveways and do not always include the front walks or any paths you may need to get to the driveway.
Him: Well you need to keep looking for someplace that includes all of that.
Me: Well a path and little bit of sidewalk is not that much to have to shovel.
Him: (eyes rounded and huge)Are you kidding me? Snow is heavier in NY than it is in Maine.
Me: Excuse me?
Him: Yeah, it's true. It rains more in NY so the snow is heavier and Maine's snow is all light and fluffy.
Me: Yes, Dear.
Now, I don't know how many of you have had to shovel snow, but I can find no studies that have compared the weight of snow on a shovel in Maine compared to NY.
Maybe I am missing something here?
I think it may be a certain level of testosterone that allows men to come up with these things.
So here is the question of the day:
Do any of you have "man-logic" stories? I mean the ones that you just can not, for the life of you, even think of a response to.
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